Start em off young.
Just got home from the liquor store.. there was a 5 yr old kid running around and screaming. Then his dad stopped him, because obviously you can’t run in a place that’s practically all glass bottles.. THEN, the kid was screaming “we are buying beer!!” DA FUCK?! That kid is going to be so messed up… … at least if you’re going to teach him how to be an...
I hate when I find a gif/photo with a really touching message, but there’s a grammar mistake in it. FUUUU…..
…omg my bro is sex talking his gf. PUKE.
Thinking that you best stay clear
Progress report: S5E15 lul ——————————— Successfully threw out lasagna so I could eat ice cream for supper.. =P Wow, I’m a greedy bitch lul ——————————— Today was amazing. I freaking love spending time with you. I can’t believe you’re leaving,...
Another day without you with me
.. Stuffed Pretzels on replay. Yup. It’s getting hcore in dis housee lul. ———————————————— I love those relationships where you can talk to each other after months apart, and nothing has changed. Everything is right back to where it left off. I love how easy it is to talk about anything that...
I don't even care which team won.
“It’s impossible to know what you really want in a person. It’s not until you experience it, that you realize if you’re okay with it or not. That’s why you just have to wait and see if that person is right for you or not.” ———————————- There are definitely no feelings here, but wth? Something...
So here's to starting over.
Last night was.. strange. But I don’t think I regret anything. That was the most fun I’ve had in a long time. I’m sure it’s going to be a lil embarrassing when we all get together, but it’s cool. We all seem pretty chillz, right? LOL.. ——————————- I can’t help but to notice how disappointing you...
… Time to sleep, holy shit LOL
Gbuddy. Nom. =) —————————— Xmas this year… —————————— Disappointed, wow. Done.
MARIO Vs. PACMAN
Seriously so happy for you! =)
I’m so happy for you! I can’t begin to imagine what you must have been going through. So glad everything is going to be great. Best Christmas ever! =D ————————————————— As much as I dislike you, and you disgust me, I’ve learned tons from you. I’m going to become a better...
..Probably meant nothing to you, but it meant the world to me. Ty. <3
Walk in the club.. all eyes on me.
Thinking: Who dat chick?! …. she uglyyyyyyy. =( LOL
1. The quality or condition of being hardened. 2. The act or process of becoming hardened. ….. Looks like a new word is about to be added to my daily vocab…LOL
Seriously, why is everyone being so weird?……
YOU are my greatest motivator.
Exam’s on Monday, why the fuck am I studying so hard Saturday night/Sunday morning (It’s 5 am right now..)? BECAUSE I’M SO FUCKED. Immunology, suck my tits. Seriously, wtf.
I found a way.
It’s crazy how fast one sentence can change the way I think of someone. For better or worse. Everything I thought about you, it’s changed - because of that one sentence. —————————————————- I want to be in that kind of relationship where you can sleep with someone, but literally just...
Go to google, then type in "let it snow"
1. To party sober or 2. To stay at home and catch up on shows while eating chocolate, beef jerky, pretzels, and veggie chips… The choice is looking pretty clear.. …. WORKOUT, FATSO. =”“(
That feeling you get when you're peeing after...
… so annoyed of studying. None of this is actually being retained. Agh, the debate between studying and sleeping hits again. — To be continued — Continued: So that exam was complete bullshit. Fricking A-H multiple multiple choice GO EFF YOURSELF. FUUUUUU.
I’m gonna rape this exam. Grandpa style. ;)
My life is my drug.
There’s nothing pharmacologically active about it, nor has my drug gotten its NOC/DIN from the TPD… I guess it’s more of a homeopathic medication. Diluted and succussed for statistically significant (and probably fake and useless) effect to boost my natural immunity.. to hatred. Wowow.